Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Randomize
