Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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