3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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