There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
His nipple licking is glorious
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