Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
We were destined to go to rehab together
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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