let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
As shirtless as possible
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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