It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I think pants incapable of making pants work
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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