Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
be right there i have to get my cape
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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