I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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