Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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