oh god the rape fog is back!
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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