Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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