well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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