If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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