I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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