We're facebook friends in real life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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