was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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