Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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