I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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