Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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