Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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