His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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