Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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