woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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