i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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