This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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