You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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