pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
