ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I just found a bag of teeth...
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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