Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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