we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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