Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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