wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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