The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
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just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
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Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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