Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
should my penis look like a turkey
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
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