I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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