It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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