Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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