i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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