My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
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I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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