Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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