what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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