Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
are you so shy because you have an std?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
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You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
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I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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