Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I am full of burrito and curiosity
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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