we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My ass is underappreciated
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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