I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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