Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
She is in my trunk
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
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that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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