her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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