I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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