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(845): View more from New York

Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations

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(636): View more from Missouri

So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month

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(785): View more from Kansas

It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...

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(858): View more from California

Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.

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(718): View more from New York

GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?

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(620): View more from Kansas

I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."

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