fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
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