I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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