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Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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