Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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