maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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