no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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