it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Randomize
