if i died would you start the facebook group?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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